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fansoflegend2012-03-06 01:53 am
bigbad) wrote in fansoflegend2012-03-06 01:53 am
LIMERICKS
Cast // Spike, Andie, Wynn, Team Failboat (Chicago Mission), Lan, Francesca.
Title // Assorted Limericks
Takes Place // 2011
Sooo I am not much of an artist and don't make icons or gifs or wallpapers. BUT I can write limericks. So I did! ...if anyone else wants me to write more, let me know. I will keep doing it until I get bored. But they're limericks so I will NEVER get bored!
There once was a smelly old knight.
A paladin, fighting for Right.
He landed a squire
who was a vampire.
The two could do nothing but fight.
If chopping wood seems like a bore
And self-righteous gits make you snore
Then much like Sir Spike,
You’d loathe the long hike
To get to Sir Lan’s outhouse door.
There once was a man full of Wynn
With dragon blood flowing within.
My knowledge here clogs,
I’ve no secret logs,
And spoiling here is a sin.
Sir Andie loved two things the most:
And one was a giant pot roast.
She’d feed and she’d feed
To power her speed.
She ran really fast! Not to boast.
Francesca and Spike had a drink,
But Christos had raised up a stink.
Did Spike have a past?
She had to know fast.
But amnesia gave her plan a kink.
There once were a bunch of brave knights
Who couldn’t get one damn thing right.
Dice wouldn’t behave.
They failed all their saves!
Chicago is doomed in this fight.
Title // Assorted Limericks
Takes Place // 2011
Sooo I am not much of an artist and don't make icons or gifs or wallpapers. BUT I can write limericks. So I did! ...if anyone else wants me to write more, let me know. I will keep doing it until I get bored. But they're limericks so I will NEVER get bored!
There once was a smelly old knight.
A paladin, fighting for Right.
He landed a squire
who was a vampire.
The two could do nothing but fight.
If chopping wood seems like a bore
And self-righteous gits make you snore
Then much like Sir Spike,
You’d loathe the long hike
To get to Sir Lan’s outhouse door.
There once was a man full of Wynn
With dragon blood flowing within.
My knowledge here clogs,
I’ve no secret logs,
And spoiling here is a sin.
Sir Andie loved two things the most:
And one was a giant pot roast.
She’d feed and she’d feed
To power her speed.
She ran really fast! Not to boast.
Francesca and Spike had a drink,
But Christos had raised up a stink.
Did Spike have a past?
She had to know fast.
But amnesia gave her plan a kink.
There once were a bunch of brave knights
Who couldn’t get one damn thing right.
Dice wouldn’t behave.
They failed all their saves!
Chicago is doomed in this fight.